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On the Primordial Nemesis of Man, Avian Dinosaurs

AUTISM TEST: if you can't accept that birds are just dinosaurs; you have autism

also fuck birds they are the descendents of dinosaurs, we are alive because they are dead all dinos did was eat us they are psychos except like owls and ravens and crows and eagles and falcons and hawks, eat the rest

I RAISE CHICKENS. DO NOT HAVE SYMPATHY FOR BIRDS THEY ARE MAJESTIC BUT IF THEY WERE SENTIENT THEY WOULD EAT EVERY LAST MAN WOMAN AND CHILD NOT AS REVENGE FOR OUR ACTIONS, BUT AS THEIR DINOSAUR NATURE

if there exists a species spawned from the element of pure chaos avian dinosaurs are it, they are flying fucking dinosaurs with the brains of dinosaurs they are fucking insane these chickens peck eachother, when their kin die they fucking eat them sometimes they kill for fun

when there are chicken outcasts they will get ritualistically bullied until they get killed when they get killed the chickesn will pluck its feathers and peck at its belly and tear out its insides and eat them

if you're not wearing shoes they think your toes are worms and try to eat them and will peck at you have you ever interacted with geese? fuck geese, give me a goose soup fuck those bastards

it is collective neolithic trauma because avian megafauna only existed in the non-polar regions of the world those who stayed in the arctic ring may have had mammoths and tigers, but no giant birds those without ice did though

perhaps why blacks like chicken & bird so much as well honestly pretty much every race below the latitude of rome loves chicken & bird asians fucking love bird

thinking about some nice thick savory bird gravy that thread got me thinkin what a finch tastes like, bad thoughts

What the fuck Sunny how the hell do you dislike birds lmfao try befriending a few by giving breadcrumbs

i dont dislike birds in that way i raise birds, but they do not have empathy or sympathy for you. i said in thread only good birds are owls, ravens, crows, eagles, falcons and a few more im forgetting the rest are literally dino brained and would eat u if they were big again

I have had chickens and they definitely knew me… recognized me always, knew I was friendly/gave food, even let me touch them. I have a parrot now and he's very big brained too… u dont give them enough credit. remember birds have different morality, learn to understand them

i have seen them hungry, and i know they would quickly devour me. i have seen them mercilessly bully their sisters as well and eat them to the bone, they also let me cuddle them too so idk parrots are cool too, forgot about them. trust me ik

threads/sunny/archive/birds.txt · Last modified: 2021/03/29 20:39 by ariosophy